Bitch Better Have My Cookies - Unisex T-Shirt

Bitch Better Have My Cookies - Unisex T-Shirt

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Estimated delivery to USA United States Feb 27-Mar 01

T-Shirts are available in two high quality styles. Deluxe: made with 100% ringspun combed cotton. Luxury: made with a super soft vintage style heather blend of ringspun cotton & polyester.

Gangsta rap is the new Christmas carol now that Santa has learned his negotiation tactics from 90s hip-hop. The North Pole's collection policy now involves zero tolerance for shortchanging the cookie jar.

The Details:

An illustration of a winking Santa Claus in a red suit and green gloves holds a steaming mug and a chocolate chip cookie. The words "Bitch Better" are printed below him in an arched, cream-colored script with a black drop shadow. Directly underneath, the phrase "Have My Cookies" appears in a matching font style.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
  • Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
  • Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.