Brawndo - Unisex Tank Top
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.
Replacing water with a sports drink because plants crave electrolytes is peak corporate theology disguised as agriculture. Nobody questions the slogan when the slogan is louder than logic. Inspired by Idiocracy.
The Details:
Orange and red starburst shape in the upper left contains yellow text reading "It's Got Electrolytes!" A large bright green lightning bolt outlined in red serves as the central graphic, with bold green block lettering reading "BRAWNDO" across a yellow banner at its center. Orange-yellow italic uppercase text below reads "THE THIRST MUTILATOR."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim.
- Material: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton for a soft, comfortable wear.
- Fit: True to size with a relaxed fit.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
