Dalton Garrett 2028 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Dalton Garrett 2028 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt

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Estimated Delivery: November 23rd - November 26th

Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.

Running on a platform of throat-ripping and philosophical bouncing is a bold strategy, but this ticket has already cleaned up every dive bar in Missouri. Foreign policy would be handled the same way as the pool table incident. Inspired by Road House.

The Details:

A parody presidential campaign ticket for 2028 pairing Dalton and Wade Garrett, the legendary dive-bar bouncers from the 1980s Missouri roadhouse, in a retro political poster style, inspired by Road House.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
  • Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
  • Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

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