Dalton Garrett 2028 - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Running on a platform of throat-ripping and philosophical bouncing is a bold strategy, but this ticket has already cleaned up every dive bar in Missouri. Foreign policy would be handled the same way as the pool table incident. Inspired by Road House.
The Details:
A parody presidential campaign ticket for 2028 pairing Dalton and Wade Garrett, the legendary dive-bar bouncers from the 1980s Missouri roadhouse, in a retro political poster style, inspired by Road House.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
