Dark Helmet - Unisex Tank Top
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.
Dark Helmet tracing his lineage through six degrees of absolutely nobody is the most honest villain origin story ever committed to film. Every bad guy thinks they're Vader, but most are just splitting rent with your dad's cousin. Inspired by Spaceballs.
The Details:
Simplified cartoon portrait of Dark Helmet depicts the character in his oversized gray helmet with small glasses peeking out beneath, rendered in muted gray and skin tones. Bold white angular text in a Star Wars-style typeface reads "I AM YOUR FATHER'S BROTHER'S NEPHEW'S COUSIN'S FORMER ROOMMATE."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim.
- Material: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton for a soft, comfortable wear.
- Fit: True to size with a relaxed fit.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.