It's a Dick in a Box! 1. Cut a hole in a box.🎵 2. Put your junk in that box.🎵 3. Make her open the box.🎵 A very funny Christmas holiday classic design inspired by the Dick in a Box song. Printed on our warm & cozy heavyweight unisex hoodie (hooded sweatshirt). We print & ship all of our high quality graphic hoodies in the USA.