Dick Vernon's Detention Services - Unisex Tank Top
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.
Vernon's detention empire runs on cheap business cards and the conviction that making teenagers sit still is a marketable skill. Bender called the bull's bluff and the bull folded like a card table. Inspired by The Breakfast Club.
The Details:
Arched distressed white slab-serif text reads "DICK VERNON'S" across the top. A circular badge below contains a black and white illustrated portrait of Dick Vernon in a sport coat with finger raised, flanked by two small skull icons, with a ribbon banner reading "DETENTION SERVICES" and "ESTD" and "1985" on either side. Distressed white serif text along the bottom reads "DON'T MESS WITH THE BULL, YOUNG MAN."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim.
- Material: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton for a soft, comfortable wear.
- Fit: True to size with a relaxed fit.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.