Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Jesus doing the open arms pose looks a lot less like unconditional love once you add the caption every disappointed parent has screamed across a dinner table. Turns out divine omniscience just means watching humanity's browser history in real time with no way to close the tab.
The Details:
Arched black block text reads "DISAPPOINTMENTS" above a vintage hand-drawn illustration of Jesus Christ with arms outstretched. Golden yellow radiating sunburst rays extend behind the figure. Curved black block text below reads "ALL OF YOU."
Fit & Fabric: