Ew, People. Keep Going. - Long Sleeve T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Aliens crossed the entire galaxy just to treat Earth like a gas station bathroom they refuse to stop at. Somehow an intelligence capable of bending spacetime reached the same conclusion you reach every Friday at 6 p.m.
The Details:
A rectangular speech bubble with bold slab-serif text reads "EW, PEOPLE. KEEP GOING." Below, a white illustration of a classic flying saucer hovers with concentric rings emanating from its underside. A row of white silhouetted figures stands beneath in a high-contrast woodcut style.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
- Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
- Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
