Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Listing sarcasm and profanity as languages on a gold star skills chart is basically a LinkedIn profile for people whose greatest professional achievement is making a coworker spit out their coffee. HR gave up and started handing out awards for honesty.
The Details:
Distressed white sans-serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top. Three lines below each pair a golden-yellow distressed star with bold, chunky distressed serif text reading "English," "Sarcasm," and "Profanity" in white.
Fit & Fabric: