Fukitol - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Fukitol exists because Big Pharma already spent billions making "ask your doctor about vague existential dread" sound completely normal. Somebody just had the decency to drop the euphemism and print the actual dosage.
The Details:
White italic serif text reads "Ask your doctor about extra strength..." above a large glossy pharmaceutical capsule split into lavender-purple and golden-yellow halves, with bold white sans-serif text "FUKITOL" and "1000mg" printed on the purple half. Golden-yellow italic serif text below reads "When Life Just Blows™."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.