German Sausage Jokes Are Just The Wurst - Long Sleeve T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
German sausage puns operate on the principle that acknowledging a joke is terrible somehow makes it funnier, which is a level of psychological warfare most comedians can only dream of. Precision engineering applied to wordplay was inevitable.
The Details:
A vintage hand-drawn illustration of a sliced sausage log with two cut rounds sits at the top, rendered in pink and dark maroon with visible spice spots in the cross-sections. Dark maroon Gothic blackletter text below reads "German Sausage Jokes Are Just The Wurst."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
- Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
- Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.