Get in Losers We're Going to Go Die of Dysentery - Unisex T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Dying of dysentery on the Oregon Trail is the original subscription service nobody asked for but everyone got enrolled in anyway. Somehow adding Mean Girls energy to westward expansion makes the mortality rate feel aspirational.
The Details:
Pixel art depicts a covered wagon pulled by two oxen, with a figure visible in the wagon opening, a man in a brown hat holding a stick at left, and three figures in blue, brown, and pink standing at right. Green monospaced text below reads "Get in losers. We're going to go die of dysentery."
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
