Giant Squid Jokes Kraken Me Up - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Giant squid rendered in Victorian naturalist detail just to deliver a pun your dentist would be embarrassed by is the most honest use of fine art I've ever seen. The illustration deserves a museum, and the joke deserves a restraining order from comedy.
The Details:
Rounded groovy cream text arched across the top reads "GIANT SQUID JOKES" above "KRAKEN ME UP" in a retro 1970s bubble typeface. Below, a large cream woodcut-style illustration of a kraken with a bulbous mantle and long suction-cupped tentacles fills the center, surrounded by small floating bubbles.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
