Give Me, a Keg, of Beer - Women's T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Scott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernatural wisdom or cosmic purpose, just the raw nerve to demand a keg with zero social anxiety. Turning into a beast only reveals what every teenager at that party already wanted. Inspired by Teen Wolf.
The Details:
Distressed white horror-style text reads "GIVE ME, A KEG," to the left of a detailed digital illustration of Scott Howard mid-transformation with bloodshot red eyes, brown disheveled hair, and a tense wide-eyed stare. Red distressed text below reads "OF BEER."
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Features a feminine, semi-contoured silhouette.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Relaxed fit with a vintage texture.
- Construction: Both styles feature side-seaming for a flattering fit.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
