Gladys Kravitz was never wrong, not once, and her reward was Abner falling back asleep mid-sentence. Formalizing her surveillance operation just gives the most gaslit woman in suburbia the clipboard she always deserved. Inspired by Bewitched.
The Details:
Arched distressed white block text reads "GLADYS KRAVITZ" above a cartoon portrait of Gladys Kravitz with curly hair and a wide-eyed, open-mouthed expression of shock. Below the illustration, distressed white text reads "ESTD" and "1964" flanking the portrait, with "NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH" and "MORNING GLORY CIRCLE" stacked beneath.