Punxsutawney already trusts a rodent in formal wear to predict the weather, so building a roller rink there is honestly the least unhinged civic decision on record. Somewhere a groundhog in a top hat is doing laps with more confidence than you ever will.
The Details:
A vintage roller rink badge for the Groundhog Roller Rink in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, home of the weather-predicting groundhog, with a cartoon groundhog in a top hat and roller skates.