Gulf of America's Mullet - Long Sleeve T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Florida hanging off the bottom of the country like a geographical mullet is the most honest thing about the American map. Renaming the gulf just gave the haircut a government sponsorship and aviators it already owned.
The Details:
A square blue background with distressed white edges contains a white silhouette of the U.S. Gulf coastline, with Florida rendered in solid red and a pair of red aviator sunglasses placed over its northern portion. Red block text reads "GULF OF AMERICA'S MULLET" in the center. Blue shapes depicting Cuba and nearby islands sit in the lower right.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
- Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
- Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
