Hans Gruber Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Gruber's slow-motion swan dive off Nakatomi Plaza is the only tree-topping moment the season needs. Bespoke suit, stolen bearer bonds, and a thirty-story exit strategy make for peak yuletide energy. Inspired by Die Hard.
The Details:
Arched white uppercase text reads "IT'S NOT XMAS" above a high-contrast portrait of Hans Gruber holding a pistol, rendered in black, gray, and muted skin tones. Strands of multicolored Christmas lights with red, green, yellow, and blue bulbs flank the portrait. White sans-serif text below reads "UNTIL HANS GRUBER FALLS FROM NAKATOMI PLAZA."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
- Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
- Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
