Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Running on a platform of no food, no jobs, and pet decapitation is somehow the most transparent campaign promise in modern history. Lloyd Christmas finally found a stump speech that hits harder every cycle. Inspired by Dumb and Dumber.
The Details:
Bold red and white text reads "HARRY / LLOYD" above large white numbers "2028." Two duotone portraits in blue and red depict Harry and Lloyd, flanked by red and blue stars. White text below reads "WE'VE GOT NO FOOD, WE GOT NO JOBS... OUR PETS' HEADS ARE FALLIN' OFF!"
Fit & Fabric: