Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Stuart Mackenzie's parenting style is just screaming orbital measurements at a child whose head has its own gravitational pull. That boy's pillow budget alone could bankrupt Scotland. Inspired by So I Married an Axe Murderer.
The Details:
Posterized portraits depict Heed in the foreground with an oversized head, curly orange-red hair, and a somber expression, while Stuart Mackenzie appears smaller behind him with gray hair, glasses, and an open mouth. Ornate white gothic serif text reads "HEED!" across the center, with bold white serif text below reading "PANTS! NOW!"
Fit & Fabric: