Ho to the Third - Unisex T-Shirt

Ho to the Third - Unisex T-Shirt

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Estimated delivery to USA United States Feb 27-Mar 01

T-Shirts are available in two high quality styles. Deluxe: made with 100% ringspun combed cotton. Luxury: made with a super soft vintage style heather blend of ringspun cotton & polyester.

Mathematical notation remains the only socially acceptable way to call someone a ho three times in a row. Scientists discovered this loophole in 1987 and have been giggling at conferences ever since.

The Details:

Bold distressed white letters spell "HO" in large block typography. A superscript "3" appears in matching white to the upper right, creating mathematical exponent notation. Subtle texture and wear marks appear throughout the lettering.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
  • Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
  • Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.