I Don't Make The Rules - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Mistletoe at crotch level is the only holiday tradition where the rules get cited before the question gets asked. Nobody wearing this is getting lucky, but the arrow does the paperwork and plausible deniability has never needed a second sentence.
The Details:
Arched white serif block text reads "I DON'T MAKE" above "THE RULES" in a retro display style. A hand-drawn mistletoe sprig hangs below with green oval leaves, white berry clusters, and a red ribbon bow tied at the top. A large red downward-pointing arrow sits beneath the mistletoe.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
