I Don't Make The Rules - Unisex Sweatshirt

I Don't Make The Rules - Unisex Sweatshirt

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Estimated Delivery: November 9th - November 12th

Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.

Mistletoe at crotch level is the only holiday tradition where the rules get cited before the question gets asked. Nobody wearing this is getting lucky, but the arrow does the paperwork and plausible deniability has never needed a second sentence.

The Details:

A retro Christmas party design about the mistletoe kissing tradition, with a mistletoe sprig and a downward-pointing arrow.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
  • Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
  • Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.