Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.
Slapping "I'd ride that" on a 1950s boating pamphlet illustration is the comedic equivalent of your dad winking at a waitress and then ordering a club soda. Plausible deniability only works if grandma hasn't heard that phrase at every dive bar since Nixon.
The Details:
White vintage-style illustration depicts a square-jawed man in a life vest riding a jet ski through splashing water. Bold white block uppercase text below reads "I'D RIDE THAT."
Fit & Fabric: