If I Can't Bring My Dog I'm Not Going - Unisex T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Ranking every human you know below a creature whose greatest achievement is locating the treat cabinet takes real conviction. That period at the end isn't punctuation, it's a closed negotiation.
The Details:
Rounded white bubble-style lettering in a groovy 1970s-inspired serif font reads "If I can't bring my dog I'm not going." stacked across five centered lines, with a period punctuating the final word.
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.