Santa prefacing the shit list with "I'm afraid" is pure doctor energy, the polite sigh right before the word inoperable. The naughty list was always the brochure version, and the real ledger has one column with everybody's name in it.
The Details:
Santa Claus writing out his naughty list on a long scroll, in retro mid-century advertising illustration style.
The Specs:
Style: Kiss-cut vinyl sticker with a wide border for smooth peeling.
Material: High opacity, durable vinyl film (95μ thickness). Impossible to see through.
Application: Fast, bubble-free application. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, car windows, or any smooth surface.
Origin: Printed in the USA on blanks sourced from Japan.