T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Santa prefacing the shit list with "I'm afraid" is pure doctor energy, the polite sigh right before the word inoperable. The naughty list was always the brochure version, and the real ledger has one column with everybody's name in it.
The Details:
Santa Claus, drawn as a retro mid-century advertising illustration in a red fur-trimmed suit, pom-pom hat, and red and white striped socks, sits cross-legged writing with a green pencil on a long unfurled scroll of scribbled handwriting. White blackletter text below reads "I'm afraid it's the shit list for you." with the initial "I" as a green-outlined boxed drop cap.
Fit & Fabric: