Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Nosferatu survived centuries of vampire hunters, angry mobs, and wooden stakes, but a 9 AM standup meeting would actually kill him. The coffee mug is just him cosplaying as the rest of us pretending to be functional.
The Details:
Pale yellow arched serif text reads "I'M JUST NOT A MORNING PERSON" across the top. Below, a vintage horror comic-style vampire with pointed ears, fangs, and a wide grin holds a steaming orange coffee mug. He wears a green jacket with orange buttons, drawn in green and orange ink with heavy black outlines.
Fit & Fabric: