I'm Not a Player I Just Crush A Lot Nutcracker - Unisex Hoodie
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex luxury fleece hoodies consist of a premium 8.5oz ring-spun cotton/polyester blend. They are beyond comfortable.
Nutcrackers quoting Big Pun is the kind of unhinged holiday energy that proves culture peaked in 1998. A wooden soldier whose entire job description is crushing nuts probably didn't need the speech bubble, but here we are.
The Details:
A white speech bubble reads "I'M NOT A PLAYER" beside a cartoon nutcracker soldier in a red top hat, green and red uniform, gold epaulets, and dark boots, standing on white snow among green evergreen trees. Bold white text below reads "I JUST CRUSH A LOT" with white dots simulating falling snow throughout.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie. Double-lined hood with pouch pocket.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and durable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
