Instant Pirate Just Add Rum - Long Sleeve T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Piracy sounds romantic until you realize the modern version is just Greg from accounting three Captain Morgans deep trying to steal a decorative oar off the wall at Applebee's. The skull and crossbones is generous branding for what is fundamentally a chemical personality transplant.
The Details:
Distressed white text reads "INSTANT" in an arched layout above a detailed skull wearing a tricorn hat with a small skull-and-crossbones emblem, jaw open, bandana across the forehead, flanked by two crossed cutlasses behind and two crossed flintlock pistols below. Weathered white ornate text reads "PIRATE" with "JUST ADD RUM" beneath in slab-serif lettering.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
- Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
- Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
