It's Not 4th of July Until My Wiener Comes Out - Unisex Hoodie
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex luxury fleece hoodies consist of a premium 8.5oz ring-spun cotton/polyester blend. They are beyond comfortable.
Plausible deniability died the moment someone put a mustard-covered hot dog under that sentence and called it an alibi. Every aunt at the cookout reads both meanings simultaneously and chooses violence.
The Details:
White block text reads "IT'S NOT 4TH OF JULY" above a cartoon illustration of a hot dog in a golden bun topped with yellow mustard zigzag, drawn in red, brown, and gold with light speckled texture. Below, white block text reads "UNTIL MY WIENER COMES OUT."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie. Double-lined hood with pouch pocket.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and durable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
