It's Not 4th of July Until My Wiener Comes Out - Unisex Muscle Tank
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.
Plausible deniability died the moment someone put a mustard-covered hot dog under that sentence and called it an alibi. Every aunt at the cookout reads both meanings simultaneously and chooses violence.
The Details:
White block text reads "IT'S NOT 4TH OF JULY" above a cartoon illustration of a hot dog in a golden bun topped with yellow mustard zigzag, drawn in red, brown, and gold with light speckled texture. Below, white block text reads "UNTIL MY WIENER COMES OUT."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Modern Unisex Muscle Tank. Features wide, low-cut armholes.
- Material: 100% Airlume Combed and Ring-Spun Cotton. Lightweight and soft.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Relaxed and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
