A funny faux parody newspaper delivery service inspired by Johnny Gasparini, the paperboy that terrorized Lane Meyer in the 1985 cult classic movie, Better Off Dead. I want my two dollars! Printed on our super soft 100% ringspun & combed cotton women's T-Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury 52/48 cotton/poly vintage heather edition for an even softer classic look. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.