Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Long Sleeve T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Astronomy teachers have spent decades pretending Uranus is just a planet, and this shirt finally stops lying about it. Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate.
The Details:
Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans, green continents, and white clouds, encircled by a dashed orbit line with green leaf sprigs on each side. Curved light blue text along the bottom reads "IT ISN'T URANUS," completing the circular emblem layout.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
- Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
- Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
