Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Basting a turkey every thirty minutes is basically a spa treatment for a corpse. Basting yourself every thirty minutes with bourbon at the dinner table is the same concept, just with a living participant and worse outcomes.
The Details:
Curved distressed cream retro text reads "LET'S GET BASTED" in an arched layout. Below, a vintage hand-drawn turkey faces right with a fanned tail in green, orange, and cream tones, standing on orange feet.
Fit & Fabric: