McCallister Home Security - Chicago Illinois - Long Sleeve T-Shirt

McCallister Home Security - Chicago Illinois - Long Sleeve T-Shirt

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Estimated Delivery: November 7th - November 10th

Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.

McCallister Home Security guarantees zero items stolen, though clients sign waivers covering blowtorched scalps and staircases glazed into luge tracks. Harry and Marv left the only reviews, which is impressive since they should be dead several times over. Inspired by Home Alone.

The Details:

Illustrations show an iron, a foot over red shards, a fan scattering feathers, and a flaming spray bottle. Gold blackletter text reads "McCallister Home Security" above "ESTD Chicago, Illinois 1990." A lower row shows an "M" medallion, a tarantula, a dripping paint can, a red car, and icy stairs.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
  • Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
  • Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

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