McCallister Home Security - Chicago Illinois - Unisex Hoodie
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex luxury fleece hoodies consist of a premium 8.5oz ring-spun cotton/polyester blend. They are beyond comfortable.
McCallister Home Security guarantees zero items stolen, though clients sign waivers covering blowtorched scalps and staircases glazed into luge tracks. Harry and Marv left the only reviews, which is impressive since they should be dead several times over. Inspired by Home Alone.
The Details:
Illustrations show an iron, a foot over red shards, a fan scattering feathers, and a flaming spray bottle. Gold blackletter text reads "McCallister Home Security" above "ESTD Chicago, Illinois 1990." A lower row shows an "M" medallion, a tarantula, a dripping paint can, a red car, and icy stairs.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie. Double-lined hood with pouch pocket.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and durable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
