McCallister Home Security - Chicago Illinois - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
McCallister Home Security guarantees zero items stolen, though clients sign waivers covering blowtorched scalps and staircases glazed into luge tracks. Harry and Marv left the only reviews, which is impressive since they should be dead several times over. Inspired by Home Alone.
The Details:
Illustrations show an iron, a foot over red shards, a fan scattering feathers, and a flaming spray bottle. Gold blackletter text reads "McCallister Home Security" above "ESTD Chicago, Illinois 1990." A lower row shows an "M" medallion, a tarantula, a dripping paint can, a red car, and icy stairs.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
