McCallister Home Security - Chicago Illinois - Unisex T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
McCallister Home Security guarantees zero items stolen, though clients sign waivers covering blowtorched scalps and staircases glazed into luge tracks. Harry and Marv left the only reviews, which is impressive since they should be dead several times over. Inspired by Home Alone.
The Details:
Illustrations show an iron, a foot over red shards, a fan scattering feathers, and a flaming spray bottle. Gold blackletter text reads "McCallister Home Security" above "ESTD Chicago, Illinois 1990." A lower row shows an "M" medallion, a tarantula, a dripping paint can, a red car, and icy stairs.
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
