Merry Christmas Assholes - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt

Merry Christmas Assholes - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt

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Estimated Delivery: November 6th - November 9th

Our 3/4 sleeve raglan T-Shirts are made from super soft 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather colors are 50/50 cotton/poly blend.

Santa flipping the bird finally makes "Merry Christmas" mean something, and the something is "assholes." Ninety years of stale cookies and complaints from the naughty list, and the man's entire feedback form is one finger.

The Details:

White retro script text reads "Merry Christmas Assholes" in casual hand-drawn cursive lettering in the upper left. A white vintage line-art illustration below depicts Santa Claus with a full beard and fur-trimmed hat and coat, carrying a large sack over one shoulder and raising his other hand with the middle finger extended, rendered with heavy crosshatching and halftone-style shading. Scattered white stars and dots surround the figure.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Solid Colors: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton (4.5 oz). Soft and reactive-dyed for long-lasting color.
  • Heather Colors: Cotton/Poly blend (90/10 for Grey, 50/50 for Color Heathers).
  • Style: Classic raglan baseball tee with contrasting 3/4 sleeves and a ribbed crew neck.
  • Fit: Standard unisex fit. Pre-washed to minimize shrinkage.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.