Corpses in Santa hats are still the best Christmas cards ever sent, elevator delivery, ho-ho-ho handwritten, and a machine gun upgrade announced right on the chest. Hallmark has spent decades chasing that level of personal sentiment and keeps chickening out on the bloodstains.
The Details:
An all-over Christmas pattern for Nakatomi Christmas, themed on the 1980s skyscraper hostage standoff, with the barefoot hero, the villain and the Nakatomi towers.
The Specs:
Our pajama lounge pants are made from a super soft & premium mid-weight jersey fabric blend of 93% polyester & 7% elastane.