Navin Johnson's Opti-Grab - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
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The Details:
White sans-serif text reads "NAVIN JOHNSON'S" in a clean, period-appropriate font. Gradient text in orange, yellow, and brown horizontal stripes reads "OPTI-GRAB" in bold retro typography. A high-contrast halftone portrait rendered in stippled black dots depicts a man wearing oversized glasses, his earnest gaze captured in vintage screen-print texture.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
