New Jersey Drones - Everything's Fine - Unisex Hoodie
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex luxury fleece hoodies consist of a premium 8.5oz ring-spun cotton/polyester blend. They are beyond comfortable.
Jersey tourism postcards now feature surveillance drones instead of seagulls because the state watched unidentified quadcopters buzz their backyards while every level of government shrugged. "It's fine, everything's fine" is the state motto now, and honestly it always was.
The Details:
White arched text reads "GREETINGS FROM" above large 3D lettering reading "NEW JERSEY" in cyan with orange drop shadows, styled after vintage large-letter postcards. Two gray quadcopter drones with red and green navigation lights hover among white clouds and small stars above the lettering. Underlined yellow text reads "THE GARDEN STATE" below, with white script reading "It's Fine. Everything's Fine!"
Fit & Fabric:
- Fabric: Heavyweight 80/20 cotton/poly blend. Features a double-lined hood and pouch pocket.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and durable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
