Nobody Likes a Shady Beach - Unisex Tank Top
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.
Shady beach puns operate as the linguistic equivalent of a speakeasy, letting people swear in public while maintaining total deniability. Grandma reads it twice and still just sees a weather preference.
The Details:
Distressed white block text reads "NOBODY LIKES A" across the top. Large golden-yellow cursive lettering reads "Shady" above a light blue stylized curling wave with decorative swirls and horizontal lines extending to the right. Bold distressed white block text reads "BEACH" at the bottom.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim.
- Material: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton for a soft, comfortable wear.
- Fit: True to size with a relaxed fit.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.