Now I Have a Machine Gun Ho-Ho-Ho - Unisex Hoodie

Now I Have a Machine Gun Ho-Ho-Ho - Unisex Hoodie

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Estimated Delivery: November 25th - November 28th

Our high quality unisex fleece hoodies are a premium 8oz heavyweight cotton/poly fleece with a lined hood and a front pouch pocket. They are beyond comfortable.

Corpses in Santa hats remain the most effective holiday greeting card ever delivered by elevator. Hallmark has spent decades chasing that level of emotional impact and still can't get "ho-ho-ho" to sound like a threat.

The Details:

Now I Have a Machine Gun Ho-Ho-Ho, the taunting Christmas note of a 1980s holiday action movie, in a retro design.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Style: Classic pullover hoodie. Lined hood with color-matched drawcord and front pouch pocket.
  • Material: 8 oz heavyweight cotton/poly fleece. Blend varies by color.
  • Fit: Classic unisex fit, true to size. Ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex hold their shape.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.