T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Renting boats from a pirate who booby-trapped his entire ship suggests the deposit policy is aggressive. Astoria's finest maritime business has a zero-star Yelp rating but unbeatable treasure-to-death-trap ratios. Inspired by The Goonies.
The Details:
Distressed cream text arching overhead reads "ONE EYED" in a large bold serif font. A weathered cream skull wearing a tricorn hat sits centered with two crossed cutlasses behind it, flanked by curved text reading "ASTORIA" and "OREGON" with "EST." and "1985" on either side. Below, bold cream text reads "WILLIE'S BOAT RENTALS."
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