One Eyed Willie's Boat Rentals in Astoria, Oregon. May or may not include unlimited time on the pipe organ and all the treasure you can carry. Parody spoof boat rental company T-Shirt design inspired by One Eyed Willie from The Goonies. Printed on our super soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton unisex T-Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury 52/48 cotton/poly vintage heather edition for an even softer classic look. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.