Pa-Rum-Pum-Pum-Pum-Um - Long Sleeve T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Rewording a Christmas carol with an f-bomb is the kind of creative problem-solving that should qualify for a corporate innovation award. Pa-rum-pum-pum-um scans so perfectly it's suspicious the original lyricist didn't consider it first.
The Details:
Curved golden-yellow hand-lettered text reads "I HAVE NO FUCKS TO GIVE" above "PA-RUM-PUM-PUM-UM" in the same golden-yellow. A retro mid-century children's book illustration depicts the Little Drummer Boy in a green coat, red-and-white striped hat, and boots, playing a red snare drum amid snow-covered pine trees. A gold-bordered badge at the bottom reads "HOLIDAY SING-ALONG" in white above "SERIES" in yellow.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
- Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
- Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
