Pa-Rum-Pum-Pum-Pum-Um - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Rewording a Christmas carol with an f-bomb is the kind of creative problem-solving that should qualify for a corporate innovation award. Pa-rum-pum-pum-um scans so perfectly it's suspicious the original lyricist didn't consider it first.
The Details:
Curved golden-yellow hand-lettered text reads "I HAVE NO FUCKS TO GIVE" above "PA-RUM-PUM-PUM-UM" in the same golden-yellow. A retro mid-century children's book illustration depicts the Little Drummer Boy in a green coat, red-and-white striped hat, and boots, playing a red snare drum amid snow-covered pine trees. A gold-bordered badge at the bottom reads "HOLIDAY SING-ALONG" in white above "SERIES" in yellow.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
