Velociraptors figured out how to open doors and we gave one a toga and laurel wreath like that's not the most terrifying résumé in academia. Plato never had claws, which is probably why his republic lasted longer than the Cretaceous.
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Philosoraptor, the internet meme dinosaur, shown as a classical philosopher bust with a toga and laurel wreath, in the style of an old-school engraving.
